32 exercises (with colours, air, fruit, snow, animals, and others)

1. Dye food with a food dye, use a different one each week, then eat it.
2. Buy the fruit according to the seasons: spring-oblong, summer- ripe, autumn – round, winter – hard.
3. Colour fog.
4. Colour a cigarette tobacco, blow out a colourful smoke.
5. In the spring make big chessmen out of snow and play a long game of chess until the chessmen melt away.
6. Make flags of the continents out of colourful snow.
7. Cut a silhouette of a state into a sole and walk in the snow.
8. Stand behind a pedestal, wait for a cloud passing over your head, in your mind you will create a memorial to the clouds.
9. A plane pulls a banner.
10. In each state add a different colour into petrol. There will be a different colour smoke everywhere.
11. Sensualize when you look at the sky full of stars. The constellations: The Nipple, The Great Penis, The Testicles, The Little Glans etc.
12. Every day put on different clothes. Monday: a sportsman, Tuesday: a beggar, Wednesday: a waiter, Thursday: a motorcycle driver, Friday: a toreador, Saturday: an adolescent, Sunday: a news-vendor.
13. Together with a partner make ABC using your bodies.
14. With a thick glove on your hand touch a puddle shortly after a rain.
15. At a concert put a sticking plaster on a singer`s mouth and on audience`s ears.
16. Observe things soaked in water for one minute.
17. Every day put your arm in a sleeve into a different material and then walk through a town. /jam, pitch, honey, chocolate, plaster/.
18. In your mind exchange the names of streets for food /bread, sugar, nut…/ or human character features / laughter, anger…/.
19. Get dressed in blue and one day stop for a minute at all the traffic signs in town. The next day, dressed in red, do the same etc.
20. In a fish tank replace fish with plastic mammals.
21. Stand next to Cremlin, near a mausoleum repeat aloud “Lenin is grey”.
22. Choose 20 LP`s and sing first word of each.
23. At the Zoo, standing in front of a different cage, use a different speech: quack at a cheetah`s cage, moo at a hippo`s cage, twitter At a bear`s cage…
24. Present each statue in a town in a different material: J.N.Hummel in feather, F.Liszt in nut shells, P.Hviezdoslav in chocolate…
25. Imagine that each object in a room contains unexpected objects: in a wardrobe there are sauce pans, cups, plates, in a bathtub there are pictures, in a bedside table there is a fire extinguisher etc.
26. Imagine the objects in a room are 1 meter higher.
27. Imagine that in a museum /e.g. in a room of baroque art/ the old statues are holding in their hands contemporary, modern objects /magnetophone, helmet, camera…/.
28. For 1 minute stand next to a door without an eyelet. 29. Count how many people within an hour try to imitate you.
30. In the evening count up how many balloons you blew with a mouth at the fair.
31. In your mind exchange existing statues for the other ones. E.g. A. Rodin for C.Colombus.
32. Count how many anthems you can sing when you look at a flag of a particular state.

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